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spanking it 

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
spanking it by MK March 20, 2005
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Spanking it up to a ton 

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.
This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

spankin it 

placing ones hands on their own genitals and performing hand sex, it normally ends in one releasing cum.
I caught Steven spankin it in the bathroom when i walked in to go pee.
spankin it by heather love. April 28, 2007

Spankin' it 

When you have not popped your cherry and your fishing from the park.
Stu-Harrison have you popped your cherry?
Harrison-no
Stu-Harrison your spankin' it!
Spankin' it by James Bohn April 29, 2011

sparking it 

When kev drops his mixtape and says he's sparking it he means lighting up the weed
Hey Kevin let's spark it up when lab drop his moxta or and says he's sparking it he means lighting up the weed
sparking it by kevtherap July 10, 2016

Spankin' it 

Masturbating. Spanking the monkey. Jerkin' it.
I don't know why people have to 'beat around the bush' when defining this word. Spankin' it is masturbating.
Spankin' it by Tman227 October 8, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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