terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.

damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.

terd wrench by josh April 30, 2003

turdwrench

The faecal matter left on a dildo when removed from a female's (or male's) anus after self stimulated pleasure. This is often an embarrassing situation and in some societies frowned upon.

Aristocrat 1: You'll never guess what I discovered whilst surfing the internet.
Aristocrat 2: What?
Aristocrat 1: A lower class female prostitute holding a turdwrench.

turdwrench by shittyshittygangbang March 16, 2010