1. The act,
state, or condition of being hideous.
2. A word you say when you have died and
gone to heaven or hell and, upon being
faced with a nonplussed deity, with which you greet them.
1. "Jane Austen's latest undiscovered offering, 'Pointlessness and Pretentiosity', reveals a new
female protagonist, whose tenacity is matched only by her hideity and the length of her pubic mustache."
2. GOD: HMB, you stand accused of a lifetime granted by My
grace, wasted in pursuit of atheism,
masturbation, and belief in Darwinian evolutionary theory. What have you to say for yourself?
HMB: Hideity.