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Shortables

Not really shorts, but not really pants either.
Steve: Hey, Jake, those are some sweet shorts.

Jake: These aren't shorts, they're shortables.
Shortables by firsttimestarter October 19, 2018
Related Words

Skrtable 

To get away or skrt from a shitty or awkward situation
Girl: omg I just saw my ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend

Girl 2: omg that's so skrtable
Skrtable by Preacher daughters November 29, 2016

sportable 

a person worth being seen in public with
she is hittable but is she sportable
sportable by alein1234 December 19, 2007

SORTABLEYTXD 

The fuckface who put my name on the urban dictionary is
SORTABLEYTXD

is annoying
SORTABLEYTXD by fuelman6969 November 23, 2021
if an item has a fine consistency, such as koolaid, pepper, or Jerusalem Artichoke, and can be snorted for considerable pleasure, the item is then deemed as "snortable"
Hey man, is this asian candy you bought snortable?
I dunno man, it kinda smells like butterflies, I wouldn't
Snortable by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009

Snortables 

Snortables refer to any and all drugs that can be snorted.
If you can't be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.
Example 1:
Tom: What snortables have you got lad?

Dealer: Got a few nice bags of M-cat and some beak that power!

Example 2:
Dave (Drunk, shouting at moving police van): PIGS! DIRTY FUCKIN' BASTARDS!

Ryan: Are you mad? Swerve that lad I have about 10 snortables on me you west head
Snortables by FlappedJoint September 9, 2012