Off your barnett is when you have consumed a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs and are going on a west
Henry: "Hey dude, did you see Chris? He has a line of coke
and half an E
Jimmy: "Haha, yeah he's off his barnett"
Tom: "I'm gonna down this whole bottle of vodka"
Jay: "LAD YOU'RE GONNA BE OFF YOUR BARNETT!"
When you fail at something or something goes wrong, used mainly in the North West of England.
Can be exaggerated to flapped everywhere.
Dave: "Can I roll a joint?"
Tom: "Nah, you're just gonna flap it like last time"
Jay: "I was trying to get into that girl but her fella came over and I flapped it everywhere"
Barnetted is a shorter way of saying you're Off your barnett
, used in the North West of England by the local beak
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak
Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"
Snortables refer to any and all drugs
that can be snorted
If you can't be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.
Tom: What snortables have you got lad?
Dealer: Got a few nice bags of M-cat and some beak that power!
Dave (Drunk, shouting at moving police van): PIGS! DIRTY FUCKIN' BASTARDS!
Ryan: Are you mad? Swerve
that lad I have about 10 snortables on me you west
A banger is a man or woman who is very strong and could/will fight anyone, any time. He is usually hench
Tom: "Lad get on that banger, his hoodie says 'I love fighting'"
Dave: "Hahaha! What a banger"
Being cained is similar to being fucked
, but used more by the town heads of Liverpool, UK that like to get off your barnett
and are experiencing a very bad comedown the next morning.
Jordan: Come out for a bit lad it's a nice day
Tom: Swerve that lad I am cained here you know
Dave: Come to mine for a bit lad
Tom: Go on sound lad but you better have a joint
waiting for me I am cained and I need to sort me head out
Ryan: Lad those Formby heads were devouring the beak
the little weirdos, haha they will be cained now like.
A packie joint
is when you don't have much weed
left, barely enough for a joint and you're sharing it, similar to a prison rollie
Commonly used amongst stoners in the North West of the UK.
Ryan: "Hey lad have any merch
Dave: "Yeah lad but not much, it's like a packie joint"
Chris: "Lad I got scummed there, I got a 10s
and it wasn't even two reefers
lad, it was like a fattie
and a little packie joint for when I go to bed"