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the first prime of apophus from stargate SG1 who defected against the gou'auld and fights along side the tau'ri (humans)
-teal'c has that look again...
-you mean the one that says I have doubts about this mission but deep down I know its the right thing?
-no, the other one...
-oh.. THAT one...
teal'c by HKGunner June 11, 2006

Code Teal 

When your significant other (usually the woman) accuses you of cheating or being unloyal
Justin: Bro my girl asked for my snapchat password
Zach: Shit dude, code teal!
Code Teal by aceofspades8 December 15, 2017

Cock-a-teal

The male sex organ, suffering from a blueish discoloration resulting from excessive fornication with Smurfs.
Jim: Yo, did you hear 'bout Tom?

Steve: Nah, what up wit' that fool?

Jim: Word is his moms walked in on him wit' his pants down, laying on top of his little sister's stuffed smurf doll. When he jumped up to go hide in the closet she had to laugh at his pathetic little blue-green penis.

Steve: Damn son, that bitch needs to keep his cock-a-teal in his pants.
Cock-a-teal by szsmll August 17, 2010

Charlie teal 

The absolute goat that everybody loves because he is the goat
Bruh its the goat charlie teal
Charlie teal by anonymous March 16, 2021
Tealc is the best mobile gamer there is, he is the best singer because he sings with albino white teacher, Tealc can be a baby some times calling you daddy, his mom loves cooking him pizza and telling him to have a shower at about 6:00PM. Tealc is a kind boy-0 greeting you with a hug.
TEALC give me back my hat
Tealc by Boy-0 November 13, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026