Top Definition
The male sex organ, suffering from a blueish discoloration resulting from excessive fornication with Smurfs.
Jim: Yo, did you hear 'bout Tom?

Steve: Nah, what up wit' that fool?

Jim: Word is his moms walked in on him wit' his pants down, laying on top of his little sister's stuffed smurf doll. When he jumped up to go hide in the closet she had to laugh at his pathetic little blue-green penis.

Steve: Damn son, that bitch needs to keep his cock-a-teal in his pants.
by szsmll August 14, 2010

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