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Baron Davis 

By far the best player in the NBA. He once said, "as long as you are respected among your peers, that's all that matters, and he has my utmost respect." He was, of course, talking about himself. Who wouldn't if they were that good? His universe-rattling dunk over AK 47 in the Western Conference Semifinals in 2007 is stuff of legend, as are his beard and streetball-beat the shit out of you fusion playing style. David Stern (NBA commissioner), commenting on the recent trade of Baron to the Cleveland Cavaliers, stated proudly, "this transaction is a million times better for the NBA than LeBitch James' 'Decision'. Baron will undoubtedly return the parity between small market and big market teams. Mark my words, Cleveland will once again be a man among boys in the NBA, just like my number one nigga boomdizzle."
Dude#1: Dude #2, who's better, Kobe Bryant or Lebron James?
Dude #2: Baron Davis for sure.

Dude #1: You're right!
Baron Davis by tmoney91 March 15, 2011
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baron davis 

Great point guard now playing for the golden state warriors. Good friends with rapper the game. Has great leaping abilities, great passer and talented shooter. The best dunking point guard in the league. Sometimes refered to as bdiddy.
Did you see the dunk competion where baron davis put a headband over his eyes before the dunk.

Ya thats stupid how he put eye holes in the headband.

Baron Davis 

Kickass point-guard for the New Orleans Hornets. Wears #1. Hails from Los Angeles and went to UCLA.
Baron Davis has dunked on Kevin Garnett and Jermaine O'neal. Who's next?
Baron Davis by d-Mack April 30, 2004

BaronDavis'd 

1. A menage-a-trois with 2 dudes and 1 chick.

2. High-fiving another dude, but then interlocking your fingers together, similar to the move used primarily in WWE wrestling to begin the match.
1. After having a couple drinks at the club, my boy and I couldnt decide who should get first dibs on the drunk whoore, so we just BaronDavis'd her.

2. At the Laker game, Kobe hit a crazy fade away and our section of the crowd went berserk. Problem is some dumbass homo straight BaronDavis'd me when we were all high-fiving!

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008