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cuddle whore

One who likes to cuddle. This person can actually be driven to anger if not cuddled enough or at the right times (e.g., after coitus).
That cuddle whore craved affection more than air!

cuddlewhore 

A cuddle whore is someone who cuddles excessively.

Someone who cannot get enough of cuddling.

It is also a person who is a whore, but they would rather cuddle with you than have sex with you.
"OMG! She is such a cuddlewhore."

"I am a cuddlewhore. Wanna cuddle?"
cuddlewhore by Pebbles April 9, 2005

cuddlewhoring 

the act of being a cuddlewhore; constantly cuddling with any random person.
"I'm cuddlewhoring with Josh, it's wonderful"
cuddlewhoring by heyy May 23, 2005

cuddlewhore 

One who will go to great lengths to cuddle; is not seeking anything sexual; is not very particular about the one with whom he or she cuddles. Often most active in cold weather.
Guy One: Did you see Pat and Lisa cuddling the other night.
Guy Two: Yeah, and Pat and Steve the night before.
Guy One: What a cuddlewhore.
cuddlewhore by KD5PBO July 21, 2008

Cuddlewhore 

A guy who hooks up with you only for the purpose of cuddling afterward. Can often be a touch sanctimonious, as they feel they've "paid" for the cuddling, by putting out. The water spritz won't work. There may not be a way out, as far as I'm aware. Prepare for dreams of gnawing your own arm off, and pray you brought a sedative.
I was once most impressed by a very memorable Christmas trick way back when where the guy made it clear beforehand that he was a Cuddlewhore, and also made me pledge ahead of time that we would cuddle afterwards.
Cuddlewhore by Carrl July 19, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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