Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!
Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!
The fat chick is a hypocrite.
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!
Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!
The fat chick is a hypocrite.
by lilzor July 20, 2016

by Faysal Tirow April 27, 2009

everyone is a fuckin hypocrite...you...me..
..everyone you know ....everyone I know...etc...etc...
and denying it and saying you hate hypocrits, only makes you a bigger hypocrite.....
..everyone you know ....everyone I know...etc...etc...
and denying it and saying you hate hypocrits, only makes you a bigger hypocrite.....
by ~LeGiT~ December 09, 2008

A Hypocrite is one of these:
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.
Hypocrites:
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."
by Cpl. G1bl3t15m December 25, 2007

someone who preaches one thing then turns around and finds themselves doing the exact same thing. someone who is insecure and conforms to society's values just to be like the others.
by whitney April 28, 2003

Benzino and some black people: Eminem is a motherfucking raciest ass cracker! He calls people of the oppisite race mean,derogatory, and raceist names, but I would never do something like that, that stupid ass cracker honkey white boy piece of shit. Fucking white crackers.
by pimp daddy dollars February 27, 2005
