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Cyprused 

When you go to sleep at night, and wake up the next day and find your bank account frozen, your bank branch closed and the online bank site shut down. It is the joy of getting corzined on a more widespread scale. When and if your bank reopens, you will likely find most of your current account balance gone.

Don't worry though, the systemically important people (ie - not you) would have been tipped off and would have moved all of their funds out of the bank in advance.

Eurotrash finance ministers have used the mediterranean island of Cyprus as the template for robbing bank depositors to prop up the zombie western finance economies, in March of 2013. Coming soon to a nation that uses fractional reserve banking near you!
Did you hear about Steve? He had his retirement nest egg in a savings account, and was trying to scrape by on social security and interest. He thinks he's about to get Cyprused as his bank apparently went under, and the FDIC is flat broke!

Hope he likes dog food.
Cyprused by Davester75 March 31, 2013
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cyrusrex 

1. this guy who does crazy screwed up experimental music.. which happens to be pretty damn good. his album "allofme.hyde" (2004) can be found on the amazon.com website.
2. an adjective for an adjective used to describe hair colors. works only on colors that have been seen on the head of cyrusrex.
3. www.negative3.com
1a. damn, i've been listening to that weird track by cyrusrex all day. it has taken me to the edge of insanity and i love it!
1b. i declare my undying love to cyrusrex.
2. cyrusrex brown, cyrusrex red, cyrusrex blue
3. what a horrible day. oh well, a visit to the negative3 website and everything will be alright again.
cyrusrex by Mimiiii September 22, 2008

Cyrus Goodman 

The first gay main and first gay male character on Disney Channel (US) and the first character to say the word "I'm gay" in all of Disney branded media from the hit series Andi Mack, which has received a GLAAD award for his storyline. He is played by Joshua Rush.

Cyrus is a Jewish middle school student. He is best friends with Andi Mack (the titular character) and Buffy Driscoll, nicknaming their friend group the Good Hair Crew. He can be quite awkward, nervous, and self-deprecating, but he's incredibly kind, supportive, funny, and has a tendency to be a bit dramatic. He is always there for others and wants to see the good in everyone. Over the course of the show, he becomes much more confident. He goes from being afraid of his feelings for a boy to proudly but casually coming out as gay to his former crush, Jonah Beck.
Cyrus Goodman by snokopiasm April 9, 2019

Pulling a Miley Cyrus 

Wearing a shirt or top that shows your bra especially when paired with short-shorts. This look is often complemented by dancing like a stripper.
girl1: wowww.... that girl over there is totally Pulling a Miley Cyrus
girl2: I KNOW! her hot pink bra is completely sticking out of the front of her shirt

guy1: duuude look at that chick! shes Pulling a Miley Cyrus, she must be such a slut.
guy2: she looks like such a whore! i bet she'll let me get in her pants!
guy1: DUUUDDDEEEE! *high five*

Cyrusing 

To wear no underclothes.
James: oh gosh jack, look at that chick, she doesn't have any underpants!! I can even see her pussy under her skirt!!!

Jack: yeah, she's Cyrusing.
Cyrusing by freakishlyyours February 5, 2010

Miley Cyrus ass

The infant sister of the pancake booty. A term which refers to a practically non-existent ass. Despite its use, it defies the laws of twerkability; Please do not try.
That girl was hella cute, but she got a Miley Cyrus ass.
Miley Cyrus ass by Justy-clit August 27, 2013