R. Kelly
R. Kelly by DJ Kanye Pepper November 8, 2012
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When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.
R. Kelly by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003
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See I roll around sittin' on dubs, cat and the mouse high on shrubs.. coolin' in my escalade man i'm paid i got it made. take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face......I'm going to piss on it. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i dont even want none of the above i want to piss on you, yes i do, i piss on you i pee on, is that that ur body, ur body, is a portopotty, and i pee on it, like it knows karate(knows karate) imma pee on u, drip,drip,drip, pee on all on u, its on its on u.. u wont feel quite the same when you get a whiff of my hershey stains.. i wanna poop on u too, i wanna piss in ur food, the only the thing that makes my life complete is when i turn ur face to a toilet seat.. i want to piss on u, yes i do, yes i do i pee on u,i piss on.. wont u brade my head wont u brade my head
R. Kelly
1.) A R&B singer who's personal life is pretty effed-up and is a wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to younger women/girls.
His hits include sexually-desperate songs such as "Feelin' On Yo' Booty", "My Body's Callin'", "Ignition" in the midst of so-called uplifting songs as "I Believe I Can Fly", and "You Saved Me", which is very contradictory.
2. A singer who is not a fine person to revere and worship, like MOST fans do;
he is a staunch PERVERT.
3. A singer who needs psychological help and/or the slammer.
His hits include sexually-desperate songs such as "Feelin' On Yo' Booty", "My Body's Callin'", "Ignition" in the midst of so-called uplifting songs as "I Believe I Can Fly", and "You Saved Me", which is very contradictory.
2. A singer who is not a fine person to revere and worship, like MOST fans do;
he is a staunch PERVERT.
3. A singer who needs psychological help and/or the slammer.
"Why da hell did R. Kelly get acquitted, when this saga's been going on 2002?
"Money TALKS, and BS WALKS, son."
"Money TALKS, and BS WALKS, son."
R. Kelly by princessangelcadet June 19, 2008
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the most talented bayfucker in history. with hit songs like "I know she's 5 but i fucked her anyway", "Tell me baby...what's your diaper size", and his newest hit "fucked you at daycare", R. Kelly has managed to monopolize the petifile industry while still getting half you dumb fucks to like him and believe he is innocent. in the Past he had married aliah (i don't know howhe got her to say "i do", she wasn't even old enough to speak!), & had sex with the hansons (which he thought were three small blonde girls. R. Kelly has had more sex with children that Ted Nugent has buffalo. but please keep buying his records so he has money to video tape more footage of him fucking your children before they are even born. i would say he needs shot but doing that would only keep our children sexually safe forever.
" the day my daughter was born i couldn't wait to go to the nursery to see her for the first time since the birth...but when i got there i was outrage to see R. Kelly missionary on my 2 day old baby.
R. Kelly
1. The name of a r&b singer who releases songs that contradict each other. After releasing his famous song "Bump & Grind", which advocates sex, he released the song "I believe I can Fly", which was intended to uplift youth. This scumbag sings gospel, and then will come back with a song like "Feelin' on your booty" or "Fuckin' you Tonight". In addition to song singing skills, he is also notorious for having sex with young girls under 18. It started with Alliyah and then led to over 22 counts of Child Porn in two states. He has been known to tape his sexcapades with illegal chicks and forcing them to ride his johnson. What a prick!
2. The act of having sex with a minor.
2. The act of having sex with a minor.
R. kelly
The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.
Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!
R. kelly by R@ygold gives you wings! April 24, 2006