tree

something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the pub

oh my GOD, what happened to you?

yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front of me...

by cragget February 28, 2004

tree

A bud of marijuana. Called that because buds of "Dank" or "Kind" (look those up too, meatwad) look like little trees.

Who gots the trees, yo?

by See Also: Ink June 09, 2003

tree

A weird bush on a stick that pops out of the ground, shits its fur off at autumn, sleeps all winter. and grows leaves again at spring.. it obscures scenery but without its heavy bush like breathing we would all die, some suicidal bastards cut them down...

LOL: look at that tree man!
BIG:i cant see past it
LOl; hey look some guys cutting it down!
BOOM
Big:yeah bitch dont kill me or ill kill you
LOl:why did you kill him? wtf?
Big:he was cutting off my supply of life

by LOLPOSTS October 13, 2012

tree

number 'three' in an irish accent

'one two tree testing'

by maeve shepdung September 01, 2004

tree

tree

i saw a tree

by prash_definer November 08, 2021

tree

pot, marijuana, bud, all the same...

"yo dawg, we gonna smoke some tree saturday?"
"fo sho man"

by homes February 22, 2005

tree

A woody plant with leaves, a trunk , and root. Several trees have usually green leaves borne on the stem of the tree. Some leaves fall off by autumn.

Look at the tree

by JulianDB December 30, 2016