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field mouse 

when you have the unfortunate luck of being hung like a field mouse
josh m from J Alexander's, Mi

Field Mouse 

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a 5-3 off suit. It's just so tiny.
I thought I had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. Way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.
Field Mouse by bs May 13, 2005

Field Mouse 

The small, hick town equivalent of a hood rat.
I lock it up because of the hood rat, well we ain’t got no hood so, field mouse I guess.
Field Mouse by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024

hung like a field mouse

(adj.)

A term in which your dick appears to be very small.
"How was the date?"
"Heh, it was good, he's a nice guy"
"Didja suck his dick"
"Y'know... I tried but I couldn't find it; he's seriously hung like a field mouse down there."
hung like a field mouse by Rainifer December 18, 2008

Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.
Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.
Philipino Field Mouse by Jermangus August 28, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026