Clunch 

It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.

Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?

Clunch by TORP3DoMAN February 27, 2017

clunch 

Another word for a vagina, cunt or pussy.

Lesbian 1: Munch my clunch bitch!
Lesbian 2 now performs cunnilingus on Lesbian 1

clunch by The Wah January 3, 2007

Clunch 

1. Hard pressed.
2. State of being or act of hard pressing.
3. An extreme pwning.

NOTE: An object is said to reach Clunch Completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. An abbreviated term for this is Clunchkin.
NOTE 2: Clunching something quickly is called McClunching.

Even though I studied for a long time; that test completely clunched me.

Sometimes I feel that if another customer complains, I'll turn into a Clunchkin Case.

Clunch by The Clunchkin March 8, 2010

Clunch 

A word used to describe female genitals (pussy or vagina etc...) Commonly seen in E4 Comedy The Inbetweeners

"There's gonna be loads of Clunch at this party"

Clunch by WoodWood June 15, 2009

Clunch 

The ultimate attitude adjuster. The process of punching you annoying women directly into the clit.

Shut your mouth women otherwise you will suffer the clunch

Clunch by Wodzilla85 October 6, 2016

clunch 

when someone performs oral sex on a woman around midday/lunchtime

example 1:
man 1: lets go to a cafe im hungry
man 2: no thanks mate im still full from clunch

example 2: ladies that clunch: when lesbian or bi curious women give each other oral sex in their lunch hour.

example 3:

girlfriend: that was good lets do it again..
man: ah i cant, im all clunched out im afraid.

clunch by pointynips May 28, 2011

clunch 

a lunch in / at the camp

We'll go to the river after a clunch.

clunch by Andrius M. iamlonesome April 7, 2008