issues

substitute problems for people who have no real life worries.

problems that would not exist if the "issuee" would only stop thinking about them, unlike authentic problems such as hunger, disease, poverty etc.

1: i need an excuse to listen to anti-conformist music
2: why?
1: so i can be cool
2: *SLAPS!!*

1: i cut myself...
2: why?!
1: it's my "self abusive coping strategy"
2: *ONE INCH SLAPZ!!!!*

by skunky December 26, 2004

issues

some1 wit unresolved problemz

u got sum issuez? get sum tissuez

by supa June 30, 2003

issues

Particularly popular amongst teens, especially teenage males who are not emotionally happy for no particular reason. What you would have if you find yourself listening to Linkin Park or Korn constantly.

Have issue>listen to that shit>leads to more of issues>listen to more of that shit

Man, that kid's got issues! That's the fifty second time he's listened to Hybrid Theory since this morning!

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

issues

A generic explaination for why someone is being bitchy. Generally refers to having anger management issues.

I seriously think she has issues or something. Explains why she's such a bitch.

by M.E.R.E.D.I.T.H!! July 15, 2007

issues

you wear them on your ifeet

I really have big issues

Yeah, they're on your big ifeet

by Cheesecake January 10, 2005

issues

someone who has severe personal problems

Pat has issues because it doesn't take much to irritate him.

by Gerard Irick July 26, 2010

issues

Someone for whom a large number of things in their life are laters.

"Not now love, I've got issues"

by Theo_Wyvern November 25, 2003