metalcrypt

An elitist message board for discussing all things metal with the exception of what really isn't metal, but is nevertheless called metal by noobs and posers. Based out of Quebec. Run by an elusive code developer who listens to obscene amounts of metal in his spare time. Also offers reviews and editorials. Located at www.metalcrypt.com

-Will you be on metalcrypt tonite?
-Nah, I'll stick to braveboard. They have chicks over there.

metalcrypt by Opeth Fan January 20, 2005

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melcryptovestimentaphiliac

Someone who compulsively steals ladies panties

Basil Leaf Bloomfield.

melcryptovestimentaphiliac by Natasha September 1, 2004

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melcryptovestimentaphiliac

A physiological compulsive disorder, in witch a person has the sexual desire to steal ladies underwear for personal wear or sexual pleasure of smelling.

That skinny red head kid is a melcryptovestimentaphiliac. It wasn't even cleaned from the COL

melcryptovestimentaphiliac by PVTKeil May 8, 2010

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Melcryptovestimentaphilia

sexual fetish or fantasies about women's black underwear/lingerie.

His melcryptovestimentaphilia went crazy every time he stepped into a Victoria's Secret.

Melcryptovestimentaphilia by CaliCassidy October 11, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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