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faux shizzle 

A pretend shizzle. When someone, usually a stoner, says they'll do something they have no intention of doing.
Fred: Yo Mikey, you said you'd help me move my couch!
Mikey: Nah, it was a faux shizzle.
faux shizzle by Mikey The Comic August 18, 2009
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faux shizzle 

a heavenly combination of white chocolate, cinnamon, and hazelnut, with a shot of espresso all in a wonderful cup of seattle's best coffee at The Canyon Cafe and Bistro at the University of Arizona in the Student Union Memorial Center.
Let's go to Canyon and get a faux shizzle!
faux shizzle by fauxshizzlelover December 2, 2010

Fauxshizzle 

A catchphrase that when imitated in person is not anywhere near as funny/cool/entertaining/acceptable as when originally done on TV or in a movie.
Hey, want to go grab some lunch Chet?

Fo'shizzle!

Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.

huh?

Fauxshizzle by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026