Based on the Waterfront in Norwich, however it can be applied anywhere:
This is when the DJ for a themed night (i.e rock/metal/dance etc) plays a few good songs once every 2 hours, the rest is rubbish and appeals only to the fat, ugly and desperate who seem to dominate the dance floor...probably coz no-one wants to go near them.
Metal/Rock Club Night
Me: WTF? The DJ was playing some decent tunes now Dizzee Rascal is on, how is that Metal?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'