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moseleying by Mark January 17, 2005
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Motleying
To live an unmotivated, unethical, immoral life. Motleying includes (but not limited to):
1. Propositioning 12 year old girls for oral sex
2. Growing and maintaing a crustache
3. Hanging out by railroad tracks
4. Living in Norwood
5. Having an extra chromosone.
It can also be used as an action word to describe sexual assualt.
1. Propositioning 12 year old girls for oral sex
2. Growing and maintaing a crustache
3. Hanging out by railroad tracks
4. Living in Norwood
5. Having an extra chromosone.
It can also be used as an action word to describe sexual assualt.
Catholic priests have a tendency to Motley little boys.
That trailer park was full of Motley's
That homeless guy spends his entire day Motleying around.
That trailer park was full of Motley's
That homeless guy spends his entire day Motleying around.
Motleying by Alah Akbar May 7, 2010
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Morleying It
The questionable art of getting down on all fours, face first, and inhaling another person’s “rear-end exhaust” like it’s a fine vintage. To Morley it is to commit fully to the gas-mask lifestyle — no filters, no shame, just straight-from-the-tap thunder clouds.
• “Bro wasn’t just sniffing the chair after she left, he was straight up Morleying it.”
• “You can joke about Dutch ovens, but don’t Morley it, that’s next-level foul.”
• “You can joke about Dutch ovens, but don’t Morley it, that’s next-level foul.”
Morleying It by Polkabear October 3, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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