A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects
corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the
people involved with the discussion. Direct
contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this
type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.