M|RAGE

Tall white male hung like a horse.

For penis size - see horse
For height - see NBA player

M|RAGE by [M|RAGE] January 17, 2005

Mini-mirage 

It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.

Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."

Mini-mirage by pantstore March 29, 2015

Mirage à trois

That's where you fight 3 of me at once.

Hey, come back if you're ever looking for a, Mirage à trois, that's where you fight 3 of me at once.

Mirage à trois by anonymous November 25, 2020

Jailbait Mirage 

An event that occurs when a legal adult male views a girl from afar who appears to be very attractive due to clothing choice or physical development, but upon closer inspection discovers that she is clearly underage.

John was driving past the local park, where he saw a girl in a short skirt who looked rather attractive. Seconds later, he saw her from a closer distance and realized she was 13, blaming this event on "Jailbait Mirage."

Jailbait Mirage by josef m March 12, 2010

vancouver mirage 

when you think you see a bus coming, but it is only the lights glinting in the rain

Finally, I see the #20 coming! Oh, never mind, it is just a Vancouver Mirage

vancouver mirage by mrs. poe January 20, 2016

Dart Mirage 

A misjudgment due to the shadows from crappy bar lighting, where one believes they scored on an intended target, but actually missed.

I thought I had closed out 15, but alas I was fooled by a dart mirage.

Dart Mirage by lgcivttu July 15, 2010

Mirage Effect

The Mirage Effect occurs when you see a female with a Phat ass and the ass alone makes you think that the female is attractive but she is actually not.

Damon: Wow that girl has a phat ass and is hot too!
Matthew: Dude, she isn't even hot, it's just the Mirage Effect taking place.

Mirage Effect by ImSveedish March 17, 2019