Jesus 

Person who did some crazy shit.

Whoah, Jesus did some crazy shit.

Jesus by Qwan Elso September 16, 2006

jesus 

Man who was nailed to a tree for stating how good it would be to be nice to each other, for a change.

Nearly 2 thousand years after Jesus, a young girl suddenly realized what was wrong with the world, but before she could tell anybody, the world was destroyed by a vogon constructor fleet, paving way for a hyper-space bypass.

jesus by Jloman September 16, 2006

jesus 

Jesus is sometimes a very sensitive guy. he loves to listen to peaceful music while he does almost anything. he is attractive to some people. he never gives up. he stands back up and fights for what he wants👹

Jesus is so god damn hot af🤤

jesus by darling🤤👹❤️ October 24, 2019

jesus 

Everyone who dies and then comes back to life are zombies.
Jesus died and then came back to life. Jesus is a zombie

Satanist: Jesus will eat your brains!!

jesus by Imaeetufacof July 7, 2007

Jesus 

The Son of God. He came to the to save the world from sin. He was born of a virgin so that the seed of din could not pass onto Him so that he would be a perfect sacrifice for man. He died on the Cross for the sins of the world so that those who believe and follow Him would be saved. When people say "God doesn't know how it feels to..." they are wrong because of Jesus. He went through everything but never once sinned.

John 3:16-19; Romans 6:23 "The wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is through Christ Jesus our Lord" Hebrew 4:15 "Yet Jesus did not sin!"

Jesus by Chives July 16, 2008

Jesus 

the Prince of Peace, the Son of Man, the Lamb of God, the Great I Am, He's the Alpha and Omega, our God and Our Savior, He is Jesus Christ our Lord, He is, He is.

Jesus died on the cross to save sinners, who are destined to burn in Hell for all eternity. however, "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God saved him from the dead, you will be saved." says the Bible. and by saved, you won't burn in Hell for all eternity. you will go to heaven when you die and be in the presence of the most wonderful being in the entire universe.

Jesus by wereadlfja; September 10, 2010

Jesus 

1. My Father in Heaven
2. My Best Friend.
3. My Homie.
4. My God.
5. My Hero.
6. My Healer.
7. My Jesus.

If you can't see the simple truth I do
Then there's nothing in this world that's left to say
But jesus loves you

Jesus by Ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 3, 2008