7 definitions by Imaeetufacof

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The belief that a jewish Zombie who can make you live forever in paradise if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, I can understand why that's the world's most popular religion
Why is it that there are people who believe in Christianity, who look down on Scientology? The two are just as plausible (not at all)
by imaeetufacof December 07, 2007
Everyone who dies and then comes back to life are zombies.
Jesus died and then came back to life. Jesus is a zombie
Satanist: Jesus will eat your brains!!
by Imaeetufacof June 11, 2007
Someone who acts like an idiot or acts very annoying. Someone who reacts at the smallest of movements.

See the spaz test.
Ian: Matt you're such a spaz! *points at Matt*
Matt: *smacks away Ian's finger as a reflex* AAH! Don't poke me!
by Imaeetufacof April 22, 2007
A person who is so annoying that you revert to saying stuff that doesnt make sense, usually in the context: beed a noying stupid head.
Ian: Gawd! u beed a noying stupid head!
Will: But that's how I am naturally!
Ian: Thats no excuse to beed a noying stupid head!

Noying stupid head (A.K.A. Will and Ben): im annoying
Ian: Go fetch the ball! *acts like he is going to throw the ball, then hides it behind his back and they go try and find it* Noying stupid heads can be so stupid!!!1!111!one!
by imaeetufacof April 09, 2007
There are two (2) ways of testing someone to see if they are a spaz.

1. While the subject is completely unaware of you being about to test their spazzocity, take a candy wrapper (a willy wonka shockerz™ candy wrapper worked well for me) and put it on the side of their neck from behind. If the candy wrapper stays on the subject's neck by their reflexes squishing the candy wrapper between their neck and their shoulder for more than five (5) seconds, they are legally a spaz as declared by the U.S. supreme court of the Spazes United vs. the Mariam Webster's Oxford Dictionary verdict of 2003.

2) Put a pencil on the unsuspecting subject's neck, and if the suject keeps the pencil between his neck and their shoulder in a similar way to the first way, he/she is a spaz.
Ian: When Matthew took the spaz test, he tested positive by a 10 second margin! *sticks candy wrapper on Matthew's shoulder*

Matthew *15 seconds later the candy wrapper falls off*: Phewph! That candy wrapper almost killed me!
by Imaeetufacof April 22, 2007
ZOMG U DONT NO WAT A BUTT IS 4?!?! well its 4 pooping, silly!
Ian: you are a butt4!
Everyone else: What is a butt4?
Ian: ZomG!!11!! you donno wat a butt is 4?!?! U nubletz!!1!
by imaeetufacof April 10, 2007
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