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netpicking

"Netpicking" is a type of obfuscation and/or nitpicking that generally derives from overfocus on tangential or irrelevant aspects of something as posted on the internet.

"Netpicking" is extremely common in internet message board style exchanges where words and images can be misinterpreted (intentionally or unintentionally), and dissected for technical or semantic inaccuracies, flaws, loopholes, or exploitable phraseologies.

While the "netpick" may be well-intentioned and innocent at times, it's more often used as a defense mechanism in flame wars and debates. The purpose is to ignore the greater, more obvious point, and instead redirect the discussion to something that probably shouldn't even be up for debate.

Other forms of the "netpick" manifest as pointles and often cruel hypercriticism based on "online-only" standards of excellence, beauty, competence, etc. held by the netpicker, who is most likely nowhere near a position to be judging anyone else by said standards.

"Fail" vs "Win" mentality is often a symptom of "netpickers", who rely on the buffer of anonymous internet identities to protect them from the constant hyper-scrutiny they heap upon others, merely for the purpose of entertainment through pointlessly negative commentary.
"Fritz totally ignored my point about abortion's effect on society, and started going off about the definition of 'society'! He was clearly just netpicking."

"I don't care if she has sharp knees. She's hot, and YOUR last date had to be crated at the end of the night. Stop netpicking."
netpicking by lordjupiter February 9, 2010
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nitpicking 

Verb-
Looking for small or unimportant errors or faults, esp. in order to criticize unnecessarily.
My nitpicking ass friends always want to pick fights over the littlest things.
nitpicking by allay808 October 30, 2013

nutpicking 

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.
When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.
nutpicking by RGEsq August 11, 2006

Netdecking 

The process of stealing a tournament winning TCG/OCG/CCG decklist from a discussion forum and replicating it. Implies a lack of creativity and desire to do nothing other than win in the player.

Clans are notorious for this, particularly like the lamers who make up the Yu-Gi-Oh clan "g3n3s1s".
Go to any tournament for this type of game and you'll see a lot of it. The winning decks will always have a great deal of cards in common.
Netdecking by Hino-Kagu-Tsuchi December 20, 2004

Netflicking 

The act of endlessly flicking through Netflix in an un-decisive manner.
I wanted to watch Netflix but I ended up netflicking through shows for 30 min.
Netflicking by Fi8hi June 7, 2017

newdicking 

Having sex with someone who you haven't had sex with before... (See also: redicking)
- I thought you were redicking that chick you used to date?

- I am, but I'm newdicking the chick I went out with last night....
newdicking by Marco Ace October 10, 2016

Netflicking 

The process of finding a tv show on netflix and proceeding to watch every episode of the series over the course of the next few days or next few weeks.
"Hey, have you ever seen the show LOST?"
"Oh, yeah man, I've been totally netflicking it this month."
Netflicking by Carson Fritz March 17, 2012