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A person that targets and technologically isolates a woman's online activities - either with or without her knowledge, with the intent to manage her Real Life liaisons. Usually through online dating sites, or virtual worlds; the "NetPimp" then arranges for her to hookup with his circle of friends. Either for money or power...or both.
Joe: Dude, I made sure this Betty doesn't see any other dating profiles but yours. Good thing you have, like, 12. She's about desperate now, I've made sure no one's been talking to her for months - go for it!

Dude: Hey thanks Joe! You the MAN - no, you the NetPIMP! I owe you!
netPIMP by literalgrrl December 2, 2011
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Yo, you smokin a newpimp?
Newpimp by JoeDynomite August 19, 2008
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Q. What you smokin'?

A. Newpimps, nigga.
newpimps by TimmyT June 2, 2003
Newpimp Refers to A Newport Cigarette Covered In Hash Oil.
Originally Came From Taking A Newport Cigarette Filter and Placing it on a Blunt to add the Menthol Flavor.
Got Any Tree?

Nope Smoked The Last Bit, But The Sticky Is Floatin On The Newpimp, Wanna Smoke?
Newpimp by Tha Kid Prodegy May 22, 2006
Newpimp Refers to A Newport Cigarette Covered In Hash Oil.
Originally Came From Taking A Newport Cigarette Filter and Placing it on a Blunt to add the Menthol Flavor.
Got Any Tree?

Nope Smoked The Last Bit, But The Sticky Is Floatin On The Newpimp, Wanna Smoke?
Newpimp by Tha Kid Prodegy May 22, 2006

nutpimple 

1.a bright red enormous itchy spot on your nuts.
2.whoevers reading this right now.
Haydan is a huge nutpimple!!!!!
nutpimple by ur mother March 10, 2004