To be one with the internet, to surf the internet with a vengeance, and to be so leet at the internet that people of lesser quality will forever question what you do.
The act of searching the internet with no clear goal, often times getting distracted and searching on random peoples facebook pages. Getting diverted to other sites when trying to focus on work or other important tasks that require the internet. Distraction due to the many entertainment outlets of the internet.
I was trying to post a simple update to facebook but I ended up interneting for over an hour.