drurfing 

Drunken internet surfing.

"I left the bar, then stayed up all night drurfing on facebook, and somehow I messaged three of my exes."

"I just got 17 copies of Stephen Colbert's book and a beer bong in the mail, I must have been drurfing on amazon again."

drurfing by JONODE June 20, 2011

Durfing 

The act of dry humping while making out, mostly between "normal mormons" in Provo, Utah. A typical hookup among mormon millenials involves making out and durfing aka "dick surfing" at a lookout spot such as the Y parking lot or Squaw Peak

"Dude I totally hooked with this chick from my ward last night"
"Yeah? Is she good in bed?"
"I dont really know man we were just making out and durfing in the backseat of my car"

Durfing by holybaddie February 18, 2017

Durfing 

Durfing is the combination of the words Denim and Surfing. It’s a common act between 2 people who are remaining abstinent, but trying to show the highest level of affection possible. That, or they are just there to have fun. Either way, it’s a common pass-time of teenagers who aren’t ready for kids.

Bro! You’ll never believe it! I saw Jessica and Kyle Durfing in the Wendy’s Parking Lot!

Durfing by TheBreeziest July 29, 2021

Durfing 

The act, most commenly used by mormon girls, of dry humping through clothes. Often accompanied by blue balls on the part of the guy and a guilty concience in the part of the girl.

We were durfing so hard on her counter I thought my dick might break.

Durfing by Durfing April 12, 2010

hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.

I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!

hurfing and durfing by subberz August 31, 2010

druffing 

someone who has dandruff is druffing

johnathan is druffing, for fuck sake. use head and shoulders, boy!

druffing by uckerboy3292391283948235555555 October 23, 2020

Durfing 

The act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. The art is in the ability to gracefully avoid semen at time of ejaculation. Common sport in Oregon.

Austin Little is an olympic-level competitor in durfing.

Durfing by Oz416 September 20, 2009