UC Berkeley 

A place where you run a 50% chance of getting your bike stolen, a 65% chance of getting your computer jacked, and 100% chance of compromising on all your conservative values. Still, you will reflect on your time there with the same nostalgia once sung by Bryan Adams- "Those were the best years of my life."

You: I was gone for 10 minutes, came back to my table in the library, and my computer was gone.

Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.

UC Berkeley by Pawn takes queen December 15, 2011

UC Berkeley 

The flagship of the University of California that is located in Berkeley, California. UC Berkeley is considered the best public university in the country, one of the top learning institutions in the world, and a hotbed of activism and liberalism in the country. Also, the student body is often noticed for its diversity.

UC Berkeley's main rival is Stanford.

There was a political manifestation at UC Berkeley.

UC Berkeley was again named the best public university in North America

UC Berkeley by CR RC September 3, 2006

UC Berkeley 

Best thing that will happen in your life. Nuff said. If you went to Cal, you know what I mean. If you go to Cal right now, you're the luckiest crowd living the best lives. If you are going to go to Cal, be prepared for the best years of your life. We got brains, got heart, got spirit, and $tanfurd got nothing on us. Go Bears.

Person 1: I need a synonym for "heaven," or "best place on earth."
Person 2: UC Berkeley

UC Berkeley by tyrekesage May 26, 2010

UC Berkeley 

University of competitive bastards.

I go to UC Berkeley otherwise known as the University of competitive bastards.

UC Berkeley by UC Davis May 7, 2008

UC Berkeley 

The best freaking university in the world. Ivy League education for state school price!

I go to UC Berkeley, therefore, I KICK ASS!

I did not get into UC Berkeley, therefore, I am a loser.

UC Berkeley by veryunstoppable July 26, 2009

UC Berkeley 

aka cal, located right off the sf bay. A pretty nice school, some call us liberals, some call us hippies, but also decent in the ways of engineering and chem, among a few other things, and definitely not ones to brag about it. Sure, i guess were a pretty nice college, but other than that, were just some few mellow folks who'd be down to smoke a joint or chill under the trees on memorial glade

UC Berkeley, yeah....

UC Berkeley by joe332345 June 5, 2011

UC Berkeley 

University of Cocky Bitches

Person 1: Jennifer goes to UC Berkeley
Person 2: That's cuz she's a cocky bitch

UC Berkeley by jgleezy February 1, 2021