chode 

tiniest weirner ever

chode=1mm

chode by skiehf February 25, 2010

Chode 

A relatively wide penis that resembles a football

Dude1:did you know johny has a chode
Dude2:no way
Dude1:yea that thing is bigger in with than it is in length

Chode by Smurf smith July 5, 2011

chode 

A mini beer. small bottle.

the mini heinikens

chode by Bob October 7, 2003

chode 

a ugly guy wit a hott gurl, or an ugly gurl wit a good lookin guy

j-lo and ben affleck

chode by AnTwat December 10, 2003

Chode 

Useless, selfish person. Particularly someone who takes advantage of others and leeches off of them.

Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.

Chode by Ned23 February 18, 2008

Chode 

Chode when used as an adjective describes somthing in a good way, similar to the words phat, dope or radical

Those new air force one's are some chode sneakers man.

Chode by SofaKing Fresh03 February 16, 2003

chode 

a stumpy penis, as wide as it is long

"put your chode away t-rod, she wants a real dick."

chode by fizzledizzle November 29, 2003