Communism 

A stateless, classless, and moneyless utopia in which sex is shared communally by everyone. Everyone gets an equal share of sex. Every person in the masses of the population will have sex with each other in one giant orgy under communism after that the cum from ejaculation that dripped on the floor will be distributed equally for everyone to eat, drink, get kinky with, and enjoy!

“Why do you hate communism so much?”

“I WAS FORCED INTO ONE GIANT ORGY AND I HAD TO SWALLOW MY OWN CUM!”

Communism by ComradeKinkMachine 1237 February 21, 2022

Communism 

Misunderstood by a majority of people. It does not abolish personal property, but it does abolish private businesses and attempts to distribute equal rights to the population.

"I really wish that we could effectively introduce communism." "Yeah, but with all this misinformation it would be really hard."

Communism by The_Sprongler420 April 5, 2022

communism 

A shitshow.

Communism, something that was invented in the middle of bourbon and bad decisions.

communism by Acedith April 19, 2017

Communism 

A lie

Liberty Prime: COMMUNISM IS A LIE! CHINA WILL FALL

Communism by Liberty Prime May 19, 2016

communism 

Something that, in theory, is a good idea. Communism is an ideal that believes that everyone should share everything, so that poverty wouldn't exist, and there wouldn't be a gap between richer and poorer classes. The problem is, communist governments become corrupt, because people are greedy, so it doesn't work.

Person One: Why's that country so messed up?
Person Two: They just got rid of communism, and are now trying to put their country back together.

communism by More Awesome Than Thou December 28, 2005

Communism 

A forced diet

Lenin: I'm going to try communism!
Stalin: Y'all mind if I E X I S T

Communism by Johntherandomperson January 14, 2019

communism 

A system of government that favors mediocrity, and destroys innovation. Advocated by the extreme zealot liberals who get it into their heads that being wealthy is a "bad" thing.

Everyone does a half-assed job in everything they do (if they work at all) because there is NO incentive to do it well or compete with anyone else. The idea of an enlighted man doing it for the betterment of society is a pipe dream. No one is that big of a tool.

Communism - A friend of mine roomed with a communist and he mooched food, art supplies, and used his stuff without asking. This commi's greatest aspiration is life was to become homeless, because "it's better than having to sell your labor."

communism by Rynoth January 9, 2008