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Man 1: Y U NO use condom?

Because they're for pussies
Condom by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013
a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies
Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.
condom by Kristen H. April 15, 2008
Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.
You: Oops, I forgot to wear a condom. Oh well, who gives a shit?
Condom by Misogyny May 14, 2011
A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.
Condom by Visual September 5, 2003
I felt like a pimp when i used a condom.
condom by malitia July 4, 2008
Balloon that gets placed over the weiner
i put a condom on then fucked my dog
Condom by Fredsasadasdasd January 23, 2009