zach block's definitions

mary jane

a euphemism for Marijuana that no one has ever used and probably never will use

Sgt. Joe Friday: Look, Smith, it's a hopper-head.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005

The Simpsons

1. A highly influential, oft aped, animated television sitcom. First aired in late 1989; originated as a recurring animated skit on the Tracey Ullman show, created by Matt Groening.

2. The family depicted on the show of the same name.

I like The Simpsons, they are an interesting family. Their trials and tribulations make for excellent television watchin'!

by Zach Block June 11, 2004

urban dictionary

urban dictionary is an internet slang dictionary. for the most part it consists of entires featuring the latest colloquialisms of our generation and also a lot of well-wishers attempting to kick start their own slang words (and we all hope it works out for the best)

Urban Dictionary is not an encyclcopedia - so perhaps people should stop using it as such.

neither is it a message forum, or a livejournal -

it is a fairly entertaining, enlightening (completely useless) read in need of some serious fascistic reformation

dude - i went on urban dictionary and i looked up this one chick's DEFs and they were all just shout outs to her upstate new york friends...isn't that neat!!!

by Zach Block July 21, 2008

diggily diggily

The sound of balls slapping against ass.

I was all like diggily diggily, byatch.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Coolies

cigarettes dipped in cocaine

so were were doing some coolies yesterday, and you know...i blew a midget through a glory hole in the basement

by Zach Block June 21, 2005

oonk

1) An ugly guy that male metro-sexuals hang out with to increase their chances of getting laid.

(Unlike hot girls' relationship with their respective ooks, guys are emotionless, vigilant sexual pragmatists, who don't really care if the oonk gets laid or not, therefore, oonk has two connotations.

2) A (optionally) ugly or pathetic guy that fiercely heterosexual, albeit socially inept and sexually underexperienced hang out with to make fun of in front of girls, because, in their warped minds, they think that girls like assholes, and they will get laid. Certain girls do like assholes, but they think that guys who pretend to be assholes to get laid and are truly decent people are fucking pathetic, and no matter how empty they themselves are, they are true. That's pathetic.

Jake: Fuck that kid, he's just our oonk, you know.

Sally: Wow, you're so brilliant.

Jake: Suck me.

Sally: No. Okay. You look like my daddy *slurp slurp*.

Hateful...so hateful...

by Zach Block June 14, 2005