3 definitions by yoyoman
by yoyoman January 15, 2023
When someone does stupid things causing them to feel self conscious, or causing other people to feel bad for them which is usually the worst case.
"Desiree is so embarrassing. She just took a billion mirror pictures when she was by herself in a washroom and put them on facebook. What a fool."
by yoyoman August 19, 2007
When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
by yoyoman December 7, 2013