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Facebook

possibly:
1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots
2: to procrastinate (BAD!)
3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with schpam, because of Facebook
4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck
5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker
1: My IQ was 140 before Facebook, now it's 70, durrrr huhuhuh
2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked
3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do
4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked
5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?
by your best idiot April 17, 2010
mugGet the Facebookmug.

Feminazi

a man-hating asshole bitch who's main duty is to degrade men and tell the world that men are responsible for everything bad in the world.
Biblish: May God bless thou who killeth thy Feminazi
English: God Bless those who shitkicks those fucking Feminazis
by your best idiot April 6, 2010
mugGet the Feminazimug.

Shaft

1: Ripped off
2: The stem of the penis
3: Victim of a trick pulled by a friend
4: Treated like shit where you work
5: a long square tube that rises for stories by use of an elevator
6: a place where gold is mined
1: that dude shafted me, my 10$ action figure broke
2: I exercised my shaft for a while
3: My freind shafted me! now the TV's are showing me during my bout of racism and everyone thinks i'm a prick!
4: My boss shafted me, not to worry, he's shafting demons in hell
5: The elevator's cable broke and we were flying through the shaft, worst... day... EVER!
6: I mined 50 kgs of gold from my private shaft, i transformed them into 24-karat gold Loonies, there's so much, i do not know how much i have in Loonies
by your best idiot June 7, 2010
mugGet the Shaftmug.

Jump

To use your legs to launch you off the ground, used to reach higher places
I can jump 2 feet into the air, then i kick my legs around. like Luigi
by your best idiot March 29, 2010
mugGet the Jumpmug.

Iggy Koopa

a perfecxt example of Crazy
Iggy Koopa: WHAHEHEE! I |2|_||_Z0|2Z
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
mugGet the Iggy Koopamug.

Hotmail

Private email so your parents won't look at what the fuck you're doing
Everybody uses Hotmail now
by your best idiot April 18, 2010
mugGet the Hotmailmug.

Cause Of Suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010
mugGet the Cause Of Suicidemug.

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