82 definitions by your best idiot
| 1. | george w. bush | ||
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a kwyjibo who's that...kwyjibo? over there!
George W. Bush |
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| 2. | Terrible | ||
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something George W. Bush is You. are. TERRIBLE!
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| 3. | Hooky | ||
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1: Ditching school cause: a: you hate it b: it's terrible c: something terrible has happened 2: a freshly stolen object 3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes 1: Fuck school, Fuck homework!, i going to play hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?! 3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky |
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| 4. | Shaft | ||
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1: Ripped off
2: The stem of the penis 3: Victim of a trick pulled by a friend 4: Treated like shit where you work 5: a long square tube that rises for stories by use of an elevator 6: a place where gold is mined 1: that dude shafted me, my 10$ action figure broke
2: I exercised my shaft for a while 3: My freind shafted me! now the TV's are showing me during my bout of racism and everyone thinks i'm a prick! 4: My boss shafted me, not to worry, he's shafting demons in hell 5: The elevator's cable broke and we were flying through the shaft, worst... day... EVER! 6: I mined 50 kgs of gold from my private shaft, i transformed them into 24-karat gold Loonies, there's so much, i do not know how much i have in Loonies |
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| 5. | Period | ||
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1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood 3: ... a dot terminating the sentence 1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!! 3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?! |
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| 6. | Pain Series | ||
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absolute disgusting pictures of absolute terror. should be a sentence, because the last thing a person wants to see, is the Pain Series. Can, Will, and Shall inflict inner pain, leave you with a short appetite for months, it'll scar you for life. Judge: Well, i hate to say this, but i'm gonna sic the absolute worst sentence on your ass, and trust me, it will make you think about the things you did: One Glance, at the Pain Series
Criminal: Please, i can stand it *Glances at the pain series* Criminal: OH FUCKING GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! I NEED THERAPY! MY BLOOD HAS RUN COLD, THE WORLD AIN'T THE SAME! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!!!!!! |
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| 7. | Seven Deadly Sins | ||
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The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list 1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life 2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others 3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?) 4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.) 5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds 6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies 7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside! 2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail 3: There any chick's around here? 4: And I won't pay you for this! 5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN! 6: Do this while i do nothing 7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge |
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