82 definitions by your best idiot

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who's that...kwyjibo? over there!
George W. Bush
by your best idiot March 11, 2010
1: Ripped off
2: The stem of the penis
3: Victim of a trick pulled by a friend
4: Treated like shit where you work
5: a long square tube that rises for stories by use of an elevator
6: a place where gold is mined
1: that dude shafted me, my 10$ action figure broke
2: I exercised my shaft for a while
3: My freind shafted me! now the TV's are showing me during my bout of racism and everyone thinks i'm a prick!
4: My boss shafted me, not to worry, he's shafting demons in hell
5: The elevator's cable broke and we were flying through the shaft, worst... day... EVER!
6: I mined 50 kgs of gold from my private shaft, i transformed them into 24-karat gold Loonies, there's so much, i do not know how much i have in Loonies
by your best idiot June 06, 2010
1: Ditching school cause:

a: you hate it

b: it's terrible

c: something terrible has happened
2: a freshly stolen object
3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes
1: Fuck school, Fuck homework!, i going to play hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?!
3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky
by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010
something George W. Bush is
You. are. TERRIBLE!
by your best idiot April 07, 2010
The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge
by your best idiot April 06, 2010
1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood

3: ... a dot terminating the sentence
1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!
by your best idiot April 14, 2010
absolute disgusting pictures of absolute terror. should be a sentence, because the last thing a person wants to see, is the Pain Series. Can, Will, and Shall inflict inner pain, leave you with a short appetite for months, it'll scar you for life.
Judge: Well, i hate to say this, but i'm gonna sic the absolute worst sentence on your ass, and trust me, it will make you think about the things you did: One Glance, at the Pain Series
Criminal: Please, i can stand it
*Glances at the pain series*
Criminal: OH FUCKING GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! I NEED THERAPY! MY BLOOD HAS RUN COLD, THE WORLD AIN'T THE SAME! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!!!!!!
by your best idiot May 08, 2010

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