your best idiot's definitions

Tennis

the life-sized version of Pong

come on, ball, court, Tennis and Pong aere exactly alike!

by your best idiot April 8, 2010

0.1%

some shit that major retailing companies for cleaning products do not say when they're advertising cleaning crap

Guy 1: I just bought this soap that says will kill 99.9% of the bacteria
Guy 2: what about the other 0.1%
Guy 1: ...does not say
Guy 2: and that's the point! those bastards have put out 99.9% bacteria-killing shit soap for years! well, the other 0.1% is that shit that won't kill, or gave shape, to that soap bar. 99.9% ungh, more like 9.99%, i used that soap, nothing changed in my system

by your best idiot April 7, 2010

Will

A paper you write before you die to be in effect after you die

i can not explain my Will just yet, it's not my time

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

Koopa Shell

You say this when you kick something that's big and has the possibility to pwn sum1's nads

Guy 1: Hey dudes, check this! KOOPA SHELL! *kicks a rubber ball*
*Rubber ball pwns someone's nads*
Guy 2: Oooh sthhhhh! Aaaagh! my nads
Guy 1: Now u know y i said "Koopa Shell"

by your best idiot April 3, 2010

Jump

To use your legs to launch you off the ground, used to reach higher places

I can jump 2 feet into the air, then i kick my legs around. like Luigi

by your best idiot March 29, 2010

Period

1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood

3: ... a dot terminating the sentence

1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!

by your best idiot April 14, 2010

Roundhouse

a spherical house

(From American Dad)
Roger: Well, my good man, when i was little, me and my family lived in a *Roundhouse kick* ROUNDHOUSE! and we bred a donkey who we named *donkey punch* DONKEYPUNCH!

by your best idiot April 16, 2010