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sleep aisle

The location for over-the-counter sleep aids in a supermarket, or big-box or drug store.

Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."

Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."

by yes juanito yes November 3, 2014

pornstar alias

What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.

"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."

by yes juanito yes September 8, 2014

economical buzz

An inexpensive way to get mildly intoxicated. Start with a cheap plastic bottle of booze, or a case of cheap light beer; then go slow.

I had a coupon for a free fountain drink, then I poured in a little cheap vodka to get an economical buzz.

We rushed a 30-pack from the pharmacy to the fridge. All of us got an economical buzz that evening watching the game on TV.

by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014

distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

huraldo

(v) to vomit. (n) vomit. The term may be most appropriate in the context of throwing up or hurling after eating too much Mexican food. Synonyms (among many) include hurl, ralph, up chuck, barf.

"I just ate twenty tacos in one hour. Now I'm gonna huraldo."

by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

olden days

Previous times or past eras. Refers to how things used to be. Doesn't have to be a long time ago.

I'm always telling my kids about how things were different in the olden days, like 2000 years ago.

With everything that's changed around here, two years ago seems like the olden days.

by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

look right

An instruction for pedestrians in England (and other places) where they drive on the left side of the road. Assists visitors and tourists who are not accustomed to the different driving pattern.

When walking around in London, look right first before crossing the street.

by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015