whole lotta medication

What your best friend will need to calm down when he finds out that you just fucked his girlfriend and momat the same time.

I can't believe my buddy did that. I'm gonna need a whole lotta medication!

by yes juanito yes September 05, 2016

snot blocker

Glass or plastic barrier positioned over food at buffet restaurants. Prevents slimy mucus and aerosolized droplets from getting onto the food. Street term for a sneeze guard.

I'm glad there's a snot blocker over the buffet. I noticed a lot of people coughing and sneezing since it's flu season.

by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

Hear Ye Hear Ye

A pronouncement before an announcement. Usually loud and gets people's attention. A call often heard at the Renaissance Festival.

Hear Ye Hear Ye! I'm gonna go medieval on that rat tonight.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

Bald by Choice

One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.

“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”

“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

joke

Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.

Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.

by yes juanito yes January 14, 2015

TSILF

Twenty-something (or thirty-something) I'd like to fuck.

"Jessica looked hot at her college graduation. She's a TSILF."

by yes juanito yes June 27, 2014