yes juanito yes's definitions

clean freak

One who is totally obsessed with cleanliness. They go ballistic if you make a mess.

My wife spent an hour cleaning the bathroom. She's a clean freak.

by yes juanito yes March 1, 2015

interwhine

When two or more people gather to complain or bitch about their problems.

"Whenever my co-workers are together, they always interwhine."

"Interwhining is not unusual at our annual family reunion."

by yes juanito yes September 8, 2014

deathcare workers

Individuals charged with important tasks following people dying. Includes medical examiners plus autopsy and funeral workers and more.

From a government email during the Covod-19 pandemic: ‘Deathcare workers need to decide who is responsible for cleaning the outside of the body bags.’

by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020

clean living

Golf terminology for keeping the ball in play on fairways and greens, i.e. “Keep it on the short grass.”

Roger: “Phil got lucky on that shot! Avoided the sand trap and got a great bounce out of the rough. The ball is very close to the hole. That’s clean living.”

Johnny: “Yep. Clean living.”

by yes juanito yes June 11, 2021

Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.

I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

recycletude

An individual's, a family's, or an organization's attitude toward recycling. This may include the approach toward recycling of materials; or penchant for shopping at thrift/consignment stores, or participating in garage/yard sales.

Our neighbors had great recycletude: they always filled their recycling bin to the rim, they usually shopped at thrift stores, and they held regular and well-attended yard sales.

Origin (as far as I know): Universal Furnishings & Offerings (U.F.O.) is an eclectic home decor store in Phoenix AZ. The owner, Leonardo, told me that he created the word (among many others). The word is on the price-tag of all items for sale in the store. I believe that he would agree with the definition I have written and submitted above.

by yes juanito yes January 11, 2012

drug life

Lifestyle of someone whose activities are focused on drug dealing and/or substance use.

He has a felony and couldn't get a job, so he had to fall back to the drug life.

My frenemy flushed my pills down the toilet. She messing with my drug life.

by yes juanito yes January 23, 2015