Beer Tower

Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..

Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.

by yes juanito yes May 31, 2015

pee dribble

Droplets of urine on the front of a toilet seat and/or on the floor below. Generally there due to the weak and uncontrolled pee stream of an old man. Especially bothersome for the female of the species using a unisex bathroom.

Ann: "Did you see that pee dribble on the toilet?"

Sally: "Yeah, it was disgusting. He didn't even lift the toilet seat."

by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014

lubed up

The use of alcohol to become mildly intoxicated in order to prepare for social activity. Some people call alcohol a social lubricant.

"I needed to get lubed up before going to the party.

by yes juanito yes May 13, 2017

free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

Hear Ye Hear Ye

A pronouncement before an announcement. Usually loud and gets people's attention. A call often heard at the Renaissance Festival.

Hear Ye Hear Ye! I'm gonna go medieval on that rat tonight.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

TSILF

Twenty-something (or thirty-something) I'd like to fuck.

"Jessica looked hot at her college graduation. She's a TSILF."

by yes juanito yes June 27, 2014

Bald by Choice

One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.

“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”

“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022