yes juanito yes's definitions

credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.

Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."

by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

set the mains

Short for "set the mainsails." A sailing reference meaning to go to a specific place or to head in a certain direction.

"After final exams, we set the mains for our favorite bar."

"At the start of the semester, I set the mains for all the best college radio stations."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017

Liquor then beer, you’re in the clear; beer then liquor, never sicker

Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.

Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Liquor then beer, you’re in the clear; beer then liquor, never sicker.

by yes juanito yes October 29, 2020

charge buddy

A friend, family member or co-worker with whom you share a charger for an electronic device.

Worker 1: "Since we have the same model of smartphone, can we share the same charger?"

Worker 2: "Yeah, so you'll be my charge buddy."

by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.

I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

brain fog

A state of mental confusion or forgetfulness that lasts longer than a brain fart or brain freeze. Can last daze (sic) to years.

Grandma seemed to be in a brain fog for a couple days last week.

by yes juanito yes March 6, 2015

hype video

A video production designed to stir excitement and enthusiasm for a company or team. Usually played at a company gathering or just before a sporting event.

Sports announcer on TV: "As you can see, everybody is looking up to the display right now to watch the hype video."

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015