yes juanito yes's definitions
A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).
by yes juanito yes November 4, 2014

a professional who stands in queue so that their client can conveniently get into a big event or restaurant
by yes juanito yes November 21, 2018

by yes juanito yes December 11, 2021

Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.
Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.
My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.
by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

The beauty rating of your date or partner during a night of a partying. She/he is quite ugly normally, but attractive and hot after a night of drinking. (Source is from a good country song).
"After about three drinks at the party, I came to the conclusion that she was a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2."
by yes juanito yes May 19, 2014
