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dream in the driveway

A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.
I'm still in high school, but my dream in the driveway will always be a Porsche or Ferrari.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
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joke

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.
What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).
by yes juanito yes November 4, 2014
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line sitter

a professional who stands in queue so that their client can conveniently get into a big event or restaurant
“i paid a line sitter $30/hour so i could get the best deals on Black Friday
by yes juanito yes November 21, 2018
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CashTronaut

One who pays high money for “spacetravel
by yes juanito yes December 11, 2021
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sneaker

Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.
Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.
by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014
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returd

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.
That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.
by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015
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2 at 10, and 10 at 2

The beauty rating of your date or partner during a night of a partying. She/he is quite ugly normally, but attractive and hot after a night of drinking. (Source is from a good country song).
"After about three drinks at the party, I came to the conclusion that she was a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2."
by yes juanito yes May 19, 2014
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