yes juanito yes's definitions

crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.

You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.

by yes juanito yes December 2, 2014

let's pretend

Any imagination game for children or playful adults. Empowers people to share and have fun.

Children: "You be queen and I'll be king. Let's pretend."

Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."

by yes juanito yes April 3, 2015

puppy test

An online checklist to score a puppy for behavior, intelligence and temperament. The purpose is to select the right puppy for the right home.

"I used a puppy test at the animal rescue center to select our family dog."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

character transplant

A complete transformation of someone's personality and attitude after they have taken time away from their usual routine, or have had some type of life-changing experience.

"Our department manager was so nice, friendly and reasonable after she attended that weekend retreat. It was as if she had a character transplant."

"Bill is so different after beating cancer, then taking that long vacation. He must have had a character transplant."

by yes juanito yes August 30, 2014

Ebola free

After getting sick then getting tested, then being found to be NOT infected with Ebola Virus.

Health care provider: "Congratulations! You're Ebola free."

Patient: "Yay! I'm Ebola free! Yay!"

by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014

dumpster dining

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.

Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

panic pack

A six-pack (or bigger) of beer that is needed urgently. It's needed right away because you're all out and require more.

Don't worry. I have enough money to buy a panic pack.

I had to steal a panic pack after 2AM so I could make it through 'til morning.

by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014