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by yes juanito yes December 27, 2016
Get the shizzle da frizzle dizzle mug.Celebratory act of people bumpin' bites of food together as if clinking drinking glasses. The food items are held by hand or by fork.
Everyone was food tapping chicken wings, pizza slices and tacos during happy hour.
Party on! *food tap*
Party on! *food tap*
by yes juanito yes October 22, 2017
Get the food tap mug.The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.
After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.
by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016
Get the acoustic masturbation mug.The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.
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Get the top of mind mug.An inexpensive way to get mildly intoxicated. Start with a cheap plastic bottle of booze, or a case of cheap light beer; then go slow.
I had a coupon for a free fountain drink, then I poured in a little cheap vodka to get an economical buzz.
We rushed a 30-pack from the pharmacy to the fridge. All of us got an economical buzz that evening watching the game on TV.
We rushed a 30-pack from the pharmacy to the fridge. All of us got an economical buzz that evening watching the game on TV.
by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014
Get the economical buzz mug.Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.
I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.
A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.
A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.
by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014
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