yes juanito yes's definitions

Ungirlfriendable

The belief that one is unable to find or keep a female companion in a relationship. It may be an irrational belief in an individual, or a put-down from someone else.

"He's kind of a recluse. He believes that he's ungirlfriendable."

"That guy is such a grouse. He's definitely ungirlfriendable."

by yes juanito yes August 17, 2014

drive-by donating

Giving cash to homeless people at the roadside. Best to give bills/coins while traffic is stopped, but more challenging if done on the move. Looks pretty smooth and cool to other drivers if done correctly; usually at slow speed and not holding up traffic. The recipient is demonstrably thankful.

After the light changed, the motorist in front if me was drive-by donating. Handed off a few bills to a homeless person on the median while going about 15 MPH.

by yes juanito yes October 27, 2014

bleached corpses

Spirits of the dead who attempted ambitious projects, but failed miserably. They are horribly lifeless ghosts who expect nothing but failure.

In a Charlie Rose interview, Sting nervously joked about the presence of bleached corpses hovering around the stage as he prepared songs for his first musical, The Last Ship.

by yes juanito yes October 25, 2014

wearable bed

Developed in Japan, has two modes: 'bed' and 'coat.' Can be worn as a coat or used as an inflatable bed. Allows a person to sleep anywhere they want, and is one size fits all.

Mike: "What a great idea! The wearable bed."

Ann: "Yeah, I wish I thought of that."

by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014

apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.

"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"

by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

faux H2O

Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.

Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.

by yes juanito yes May 1, 2015

buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014