yelsew foolface's definitions

omarion

Usher's little brother

Omarion: Usher can u teach me how to dance like big brothers michael jacksun and james brown?
Usher: *lifts up shirt* Only if you teach your moves to little bro Chris Brown (and you touch my sexy abs).

by Yelsew Foolface April 14, 2006

Pepto Bismol

The most obscene commercial jingle ever!

Commercial: "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARREAH, yay pepto bismol!"
Friend1: Hey bud, pass me some of that diarreah over there!
Friend2: Want some pepto bismol on it?
Friend1: Yeah! that'll take the shitty taste out of it!

by Yelsew Foolface April 11, 2005

wheel of fortune

The best game show (next to Price is Right) in the world. What's better than spinning a wheel to win money?

Contestant: I'd like to solve the puzzle: Supercalifragelistcexpialidocious

by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005

Ice-T

a cool usually lemon- flavored drink.

Dude1: Hey, dude, would you like some Ice-T
Dude2: Sure, pour it down my ass.

by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005

lancoolish

A person who is tacky, old, and chain smokes cigarettes. Cigarettes are the main priority for this person. They are a teacher who will leave their class locked in their room then goes outside and smokes while saying "I need a smoke!"

Dick Cheyney's wife is a lancoolish
"You are acting very lancoolish today"

by Yelsew Foolface May 2, 2005

Rally's

The fast- food chain that makes commercials that undermine anorexic tactics. They have really good fries. Their burgers are too small though, I can close one within my fist.

Commercial: You gotta Eat!
Obese person: Get in my belly!
Burger: *screams* *eats obese person* aahhhh i'm full.
Yelsew Foolface: You know what they say about people with big hands...

by Yelsew Foolface May 10, 2005

Throw up

An bullemic's pasttime

Jessica: Hey Jill, wanna go throw up?
Jill: Where's the toilet?
Jessica: Who needs a toilet?! *throws up on the jill*

by Yelsew Foolface May 14, 2005