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. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.
My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.
Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a
in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.
I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.
Male sperm cells.
Last night I was laying in my bed
I finished off with a kleenex full of little swimmers.
taking a dump
on the toilet, you're performing
on her, then she pinches off a heavy
which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.
"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"
"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."
, the flatulent signalling for the beginning of a large-intestine processional.
Me: "My favorite bone in your body is mine"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a
A nice and discreet way of referring to a
Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"
Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."
Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
Taking on a difficult task.
Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.
"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."
"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"
"She won't give me a
unless you believe in coming without porn"
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