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pussy rationing
Pussy rationing females = females who don't consider themselves whores, but fuck with a nigga just to get money or material items in exchange for sex.
Damn dawg why you payin that hoes bills?
"she got best pussy ever"
Nah bra, she just pussy rationing got you thinking she your girl.
"she got best pussy ever"
Nah bra, she just pussy rationing got you thinking she your girl.
pussy rationing by d1rdyd December 18, 2010
Cum Rationing
When a man does not release all his semen in his load to increase the amount of loads he can provide during the night.
Cum Rationing by Swag Chair February 9, 2015
Toiletpaper rationing
When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.
John: Dude, what took you so long?
Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.
John: Fuck....... Too much detail.
Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.
John: Fuck....... Too much detail.
Toiletpaper rationing by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013
It's raining cats and dogs
It's raining cats and dogs by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016
raining cocks
same thing as a sausagefest, but this term has not yet been overused. plus, the imagery is much more powerful.
raining cocks by dojoshodj1 April 28, 2009
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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