11 definitions by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx

Someone who only drinks lager. Often a bit of a chav in wetherspoons.

Coined by wychwood brewery.
"What's the matte, lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?"
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A townie (UK countryside slang) is a person from a town or a city.

Symptoms of this disease include being horrified that you've named the turkey that you're fattening up up for Christmas dinner, calling a cow a bull and not knowing what a heifer is.

This is a disease can be cured by living in the countryside for two years, and making yourself look like an arse to the amusement of every other country dweller.
Farmer Dai: Did you see that group of Londoners come into the pub earlier?

Farmer Arthur: I tell you what those bloody Townies do my head in.
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An absolutely shit band that Richard Hammond hated
*Stupid bit of a stupid Genesis stupid song plays*

Hammond: AAARGH I HATE THAT BIT
by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx January 19, 2021
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Best political party in Wales, we want independence because we're tired of Anglos pronouncing our country WAYLES

Where does the Y come from?

Fuck off
Dai: Oi Gwyl what do you think of independence

Gwyl: fuckin Cymru am byth byt, I support yescymru
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