10 definitions by xwickedxxpediax

Butt crumbs

When you fart and a subtle and tiny amount of poop slips out.

I had so much gas , i probably had butt crumbs

by xwickedxxpediax August 30, 2021

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.

Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !

by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021

When there is nothing else to say except to make the previous statement humorous or contradictive

I've never kissed a dude. Turns out

by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2021

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta

by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021

Similar to a nude , a youde is a lovely picture of someone that captures their sexiness , beauty and cuteness .

by xwickedxxpediax January 17, 2021

An amount of currency you receive after paying the prostitute with a bill larger than is needed.

I needed some quarters for sure, so she gave me some sex change after we were done.

by xwickedxxpediax November 11, 2019

An older person that gets frustrated and annoyed by technology and confusion in regard to new concepts and ways of understanding .

Mom: this Damn internet...
Me: don't be a geezer

by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021