FAU=Find Another University, where nothing goes on, the kids are retarded, and you would think they hire their staff from mental institutions. Horrible social scene the campus is completely dead every weekend and all you hear is the students complaining about how much they hate FAU and where they are transferring to.
Guy 1: Yo guess what I'm going to FAU!
Guy 2: Find Another University?
Guy 1: Yea, well its the only school that accepted me.
Guy 2: I feel bad for you, that school sucks.