14 definitions by words wired weird

14.	Jam
	buy jam mugs, tshirts and hoodies A word that sounds funny. Person A: "Jam!" Person B: "Ah ha ha ha ha" funny joke sound condiment bees by Words Wired Weird Feb 4, 2008 share this
13.	Joggernaught
	buy joggernaught mugs, tshirts and hoodies A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy' "I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning" "Watch out! joggernaught!!" joggers runners fitness freaks running people misty breath by Words Wired Weird Feb 4, 2008 share this
12.	sweatcake
	buy sweatcake mugs, tshirts and hoodies A person who wears make-up to the gym "Hey, see that sweatcake over there? She looks like she's just come from the zombie studio and onto a treadmill" jogger fitness freak narcisist homegirl kappaslappa by Words Wired Weird Feb 4, 2008 share this
11.	pleptitude
	buy pleptitude mugs, tshirts and hoodies 1. An ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person's credentials "His CV was laden with pleptitudes" aptitude learning cleverness credentials craptitude by Words Wired Weird Feb 4, 2008 share this
10.	Retort Tardiness
	buy retort tardiness mugs, tshirts and hoodies A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended "The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'" retort syndrome late response echo stoned by Words Wired Weird Feb 4, 2008 share this
9.	Sentence!
	buy sentence! mugs, tshirts and hoodies A remark of approval following an elaborate act of speech (i.e. trumps 'word!', but is less dramatic than 'Paragraph!') Person A - "The hypocrisy of this system so often gets me down, hegemonic brutality gives me creases in my brow" Person B - "Sentence!" word up approval yeh i hear ya cool by Words Wired Weird Feb 4, 2008 share this
8.	MyFace
	buy myface mugs, tshirts and hoodies An internet addiction centered on narcissism and giving an illusionary sense of solipsism "He's only got time for MyFace these days" "Anything new happened on YourFace?" myspace facebook social networking narcissism solipsism by Words Wired Weird Feb 4, 2008 share this

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