wordmaster b's definitions

cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

styler

Someone who acts, dresses, or does something in a certain manner such that he seems consciously to be either trying to impress people or else make a statement.

Look at that dude with the big penis pendant around his neck trying to impress the chicks with his manliness. What a fricken styler.

by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

cobra

A massive, dark-skinned cock (usually black or latino).

Wow - I sucked an awesome latino cobra this afternoon at the gloryhole in the university library bathroom! Mmm-mmm good!

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

mammon

Word usually used to describe ill-gotten gain, but in this case: massive female tits!

Did you see the tits on Laurie? She has some mega mammon goin' on!

by Wordmaster B December 30, 2004

poodlewanker

(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.

This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

klax whore

The chick that 'ooohs' and 'aaahs' in the classic Atari arcade game Klax.

I love it when I amaze the klax whore. Means I cleared that level pretty damned well.

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

awesemnity

Another way of saying 'awesomeness'.

The sheer awesemnity of the eclipse was incredible - everything went black!

by Wordmaster B December 29, 2004