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A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.
When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!
by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005
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Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.
full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)
by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017
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The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.
"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"
by cafjosh August 09, 2007
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A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.
Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut
by slugster August 06, 2014
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Slightly racist way of imitating Native Americans' phrase "ehs, you know it". Common in the Dakotas.
Jaden: "Did you see those trashy nates?!"
Brock: "Hazelnut."
by DannyK June 01, 2005
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1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard
by crunk m June 01, 2005
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Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."
by WemerVshon March 07, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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