woobie's definitions

Carrie Underwood

The winner of Fox's American Idol during its 4th season. Bo Bice placed second after her.

I wanted Bo to win American Idol.

by Woobie July 18, 2008

Maury Povich

besides Jerry Springer Maury hosts the best talk show. the funniest topic is the paternity tests because whenever the test comes negative there's always drama. other topics are fat babies, cheating husbands, man or woman?, etc.

Taniqua: Quatarius I know you the daddy. I only slept wit u and no one else.
Quatarius: *itch please, you's a skank ho. Always been partyin' & bein wit dem dudes.
Maury: Taniqua, are you sure Quatarius is the father?
Taniqua: Maury, I'm 150% positive he's Iesha's daddy. He gots the eyes, the chin, the earlobe...
Maury: When it comes to little Iesha, Quatarius, you are not the father!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatarius: What now?! I told you! I told you! YEAH!
*~Taniqua runs backstage sobbing, Maury follows, Quatarius jumps for joy~*
Maury: It's okay. You're now one step closer to finding the father. Who's next on your list.
Taniqua: Well (sniff) Quatarius was #62. Kareem has to be the daddy!

by woobie June 13, 2005

Necrophilia

performing sexual relations with a corpse

Necrophiliac: C'mon you know you wanna perform necrophilia someday man. Remember, dead women never say no...

by Woobie October 9, 2006

My Love is Like... Wo

1. the popular song by R&B singer Mya
2. a sentence where you tell someone how you feel about them but can't find the right word to describe it.

Woman: How can you describe your love for me?
Man: Uhh, My love is like... wo...

by Woobie June 4, 2005

Oh my God Becky look at her butt

the very first phrase in Sir Mix-a-Lot's song "Baby Got Back" said by a white girl talking to her white friend talking about a black girl's butt.

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt it is so big!

by Woobie June 4, 2005

whack people

a mix of a caucasian and african-american heritage.

His momma is white and his daddy is black which makes him a whack person.

by Woobie June 3, 2005

say my name

a phrase that's usually said when you're having sex. boosts ego and stimulation and expressing that the sexual activity feels great. it can either be said by the passive, the active or both partners.

yes, baby yes! uhhhh! oh! say my name! say my name!

by Woobie October 9, 2006