woobie's definitions

Necrophilia

performing sexual relations with a corpse

Necrophiliac: C'mon you know you wanna perform necrophilia someday man. Remember, dead women never say no...

by Woobie October 9, 2006

skreet

the ghetto way of saying street. usually when one is too lazy to use the correct pronunciation.

why did the nigga cross the skreet?

by Woobie February 26, 2006

we need to talk

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.

Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.

by woobie October 9, 2005

Mewtwo

Probably the only Pokemon that's actually cool. The only Pokemon who seeks world domination and plots for him and his clones to inherit the world. He is the most powerful of all Pokemon and can withstand anything that comes his way.

Mewtwo: Behold my powers. I am the strongest Pokemon in the world!

by Woobie June 1, 2005

Maury Povich

besides Jerry Springer Maury hosts the best talk show. the funniest topic is the paternity tests because whenever the test comes negative there's always drama. other topics are fat babies, cheating husbands, man or woman?, etc.

Taniqua: Quatarius I know you the daddy. I only slept wit u and no one else.
Quatarius: *itch please, you's a skank ho. Always been partyin' & bein wit dem dudes.
Maury: Taniqua, are you sure Quatarius is the father?
Taniqua: Maury, I'm 150% positive he's Iesha's daddy. He gots the eyes, the chin, the earlobe...
Maury: When it comes to little Iesha, Quatarius, you are not the father!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatarius: What now?! I told you! I told you! YEAH!
*~Taniqua runs backstage sobbing, Maury follows, Quatarius jumps for joy~*
Maury: It's okay. You're now one step closer to finding the father. Who's next on your list.
Taniqua: Well (sniff) Quatarius was #62. Kareem has to be the daddy!

by woobie June 13, 2005