Definitions by wolfpacleader1986

Velvet Throat 

The Throat of someone who performed a lot of fellatio(aka Sucking Dick)

That woman has been with a lot of men. She must have a velvet throat.

Velvet Throat by wolfpacleader1986 October 21, 2016

Madam Sir 

A lesbian who looks like a mix of a man and a woman, much like the old circus sideshow attraction of half-man, half-woman

That dyke is a real madam sir.

Madam Sir by wolfpacleader1986 August 10, 2016

Probi 

n. pro-bee

Shortened term from probation

My homie Tyrone wants to quit his job at McDonald's and go on welfare, but he can't. He's on probi and he'll go back to jail if he loses his job.

Probi by wolfpacleader1986 August 7, 2014

Fart Alarm 

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

Fart Alarm by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Gimmick Bag 

A term used by professional wrestlers to describe a bag(usually a carry-on or gym bag) that is used to hold various bottles of alcohol, bottles of pills, and or bags of drugs(the "gimmicks") for a car ride to the next town.

Wrestler #1: Hey, man. Do you have any more weed? I'm all out and I REALLY could use a buzz right about now....

Wrestler #2: Sure, let me just get it out of my gimmick bag....

Gimmick Bag by wolfpacleader1986 March 8, 2012

Homo Kryptonite 

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"

(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"

Homo Kryptonite by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012

went over like a fart in church 

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

went over like a fart in church by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011