wolfpacleader1986's definitions

Madam Sir

A lesbian who looks like a mix of a man and a woman, much like the old circus sideshow attraction of half-man, half-woman

That dyke is a real madam sir.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 10, 2016

Columbian Blood

n. A nickname for Coca Cola. It is named as such because of the events surrounding their bottling plants in Columbia.

MMM! I just love the taste of Columbian Blood

by wolfpacleader1986 August 1, 2009

Soul Sister

The female equivalent of a blood brother. A best friend of the female persuasion that you consider family. Most times, the feeling is mutual.

Jackie and Rachel are soul sisters. It's like they have the same mother!

by wolfpacleader1986 October 10, 2010

Probi

n. pro-bee

Shortened term from probation

My homie Tyrone wants to quit his job at McDonald's and go on welfare, but he can't. He's on probi and he'll go back to jail if he loses his job.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 7, 2014

Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Mexican Master Key

A Crowbar or a coat hanger

I accidentally left my keys in my car, so I had to use the Mexican Master Key to get them out.

by wolfpacleader1986 October 10, 2010

Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"

(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"

by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012