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A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.
That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.
by wolfbait51 May 26, 2011
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Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.
I'm changing check out lanes. That damned check out squatter will be there until closing.
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
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To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.
Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.
by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
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Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".
You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.
by wolfbait51 March 12, 2011
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Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.
Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.
I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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Describes the economic situation of McDonalds employees earning minimum wage.
Although I've worlked at McDonalds for 3 years,I'm still so McPoor I can't afford to eat there.
by wolfbait51 January 28, 2011
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